Monday, March 19, 2007

Timex Expedition T45581 Instructions

EFFECT THE SPELL

menda Here, until recently, his blog was hosted on MSN Spaces and as far as it goes, I was happy. Do not know why there is such a widespread view that the "spaceros" are bloggers second. It is true that the customization options are minimal and that the user is limited to prefabricated templates Mocosoft, so removing the low degree of power toys, no one can innovate, but the site is apparently to accommodate cojo blogs of those who prioritize content on design. However, the ball touched are amazing. It turns out that Bill Gates and his boys have drawn up a Code of Conduct "that all agree to to register your space. Marras Code refers not only to meet strict legislation in force (you know, none of pedophilia, or advocacy of terrorism or any other crime), but that stand as guardians of morality and good taste of others. What salvarguardan how that morality and good taste? For easy with a simple witch hunt. It turns out that if I am Catholic, Apostolic and Roman, in addition to subnormal and I read in another space an OPINION of others, denying the existence of God in whom I believe, I have just send a msn spaces form, and they are already dealing with him 48 hours to "offender? to delete the OPINION that offends me. Thus, the hard way. Without going into whether that is fair, objectionable or gilipollesco. And if you upset my delicate eyes a picture of Joel-Peter Witkin, or painting where nudity appears, for example, for the same. Notice the anti-art command and deal with them and that the blogger in question to remove it. With joy. The Puntillita is that sometimes, according to them of exploiting the tessitura for even clearer
let the boss, chapando spaces "offenders? in less than 48 hours to attach themselves.

Last MSN Spaces has been the editor to change without notice, so many that we had a sandbox , we found that our already low custom designs, they have gone to hell in a day another, not to mention that with the change of editor, it's over to fuck the invention, so leave a comment in a space or simply access it without you hang the Explorer (forget about using another browser) was mission impossible. So I decided pirarme and find a place to post what I get out of their noses. But not before one last blog entry, which was this:
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I had already risen up today with a bad ostia importantly, when to get into my Space, I saw that my colleagues on MSN Spaces have changed the editor, not bothering to call in advance, nor give any sign of education, courtesy or similar redundancy and fucking, among other things, the horrible design that I tortured your poor little eyes day after day.

So after a while turning monkey trying, unsuccessfully, to return my space to its original state, I used the standard form of alleged violation Code of Conduct absurd that they have to say four little things.

"Dear Sirs;

As indicated in this form, I come to report a violation of MI Code of Conduct by MSN Spaces, based mainly on obscenity, hate and bad taste with implementing the already obscene, hateful and abusive Funnel Act, which is usually welcome. It seems that users of MSN Spaces we under YOUR Code while Microsoft is not obligated in any way to maintain proper behavior in front of us (who we are, the end of the day, who keep alive to Microsoft). Perhaps the reason for this, whether you know the Code of Conduct for each user, so if that were indeed the case, here we extract mine:

PROHIBITED CONDUCT

1 º and ONLY) Touch me with his balls with gross obscenity, hate
and / or bad taste.

And you me have touched them as well, look, when this morning to enter my room that I have met have been good enough to tease all the design, making changes left and right, without notice.

agree with you that my design was painful, but until a few hours, it was painful design MI. Right now no one is more painful even than it was, but I can not even consider me. And all this without mentioning that the pages load with a slow even more annoying the longer we had used, which also touches me deep bass.

As appears from the point first of the "Prohibited Uses" listing on YOUR "Code of Conduct , appears that Microsoft, as I , has the indisputable authority and expertise to find the sight of an eagle, obscenity, hate and / or bad taste, wherever they are. Thus, considered pcs. inappropriate blog entries covering topics such as war U.S. has participated in the Catholic Church or religious faith, as well as artwork by recognized artists, giving a period of 48 hours for Specific msn spaces, which played so immoral as sinful themes or exhibited works, proceed with its withdrawal, failing to close their respective spaces.

I also know that despite the aforementioned grant deadlines, breaking the cerrojazo have some spaces in less than 10 hours, so that not only set themselves up as champions of decency and good taste (I always thought Ignatius Reilly was a fictional character, however
begin to arise that might keep some relationship with him), but spend the time, when their interests should, in the back there where you lose your name.

Paradoxically, despite the foregoing, it took weeks to close spaces are distinctly pedophiles (one of them, denounced by a servant), though I imagine it must be too busy censoring ART and / or opinion, in the use of pluscuamperfectísimo infallible criterion to worry about trifles like that.

Coincidences of life, YOUR Code of Conduct holds another important similarity with mine, specifically in regard to the clause that you called the "TERMINATION AND CANCELLATION." So while Microsoft reserves "the right, in its sole discretion, to review and remove services and user-created content as they deem appropriate and without notice, and remove material published or prohibit access to any user who is considered unacceptable "I reserve my own so unacceptable to pirarme of place, where deemed appropriate and I leave the pussy, giving terminated and canceled the [IRONY MODE ON] fair and equitable [/ IRONY MODE OFF] link that binds me to you

So and from the humility of one who lacks fortunately, its exquisite taste, education and decency, I inform you that I will start looking for an alternative place to host my blog and, above all, where I show a little bit more respect. For though they may seem impossible, I deserve it. And by the way and although they give a damn, you do not have at all with mine.

Keep promoting absurd spaces, devoid of content and uninteresting. Keep putting her in those final scissors worthwhile. I, for one, will be moving the lot or a little fruit of my brain cells thinking to a place where the Confederacy of Dunces less obviously, as soon as I can.

Hache. "


Post that said, I'm going to start looking for a place where Descojonado on my face with a little more openly. Until then and if I the sheet before, I will be around as always.






PD Any lucky can go from edit mode to preview mode without hang it delicious?

EDIT:

Generally, msn support has answered all of my complaints / suggestions / requests assistance / complaints in approximate terms ranging between 2 and 8 hours. ALWAYS replied, very absurd, true, but ALWAYS. It seems that my current complaint has nothing to say because they have 48 hours after I sent my resignation tantrum-news and I still Diox, digooo, the people of Bill. Either that, or are currando an answer, it will be no, so that I resent. Answer? Will you say something sensible? Do I plated the space? Will be cleaning your ass with it? Pets bets.

EDIT PART 2: And they three.

EDITADO 3ª PARTE:
He recibido la primera respuesta de msn support:

Estimado Usuario:

Gracias por escribir al Soporte Técnico de MSN Spaces. Apreciamos su interés en nuestros servicios.

Le comunicamos que hemos recibido su correo, no obstante, le informamos que el mismo no es claro para nosotros, ya que no corresponde a una consulta relacionada con nuestro Soporte.

We investigate your report offensive behavior in MSN Spaces, but we need more information. Please provide the following information:

- Description of the problem.
- Space
- Space exact location of the violation of the Code of Conduct.
- Album Name
- Picture Name

If the offending behavior is a blog, please send us the date and time of the blog entry. Once we receive this information, our team will study his case again.

Note that MSN Spaces also provides a comprehensive online help, just click on "Help" in the upper right corner.

We help you get the most out of MSN Spaces.

Sincerely,


Alejandro Umaña
MSN Spaces Support

NO COMMENT. Resubmitted.


EDITED PART 4: As I keep sending the same letter, it appears that support has been animated msn and I keep answering. This time a certain Rolando C, which seems a little (just a little bit eh?) More savvy than the friend Alejandro Umaña. And he says this:

Dear Username:

Thank you for writing to MSN Spaces Support. regret not having responded to your mail within the time promised and we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

We again received a request from you on MSN Spaces. As you understand, for security and privacy reasons we can not provide more information about the MSN Space on request. When you created your area accepted the Terms of Use (TOU, Terms of Use) by clicking on the button "I agree." Therefore, your account is subject to these Terms.

For more information, please review the TOU at: http://privacy.msn.es/tou/default.asp


To review these terms of use, go to http://spaces.msn.com/signupCOC.aspx/?mkt=es-es


Note that MSN Spaces also provides a comprehensive online help, just click on "Help" in the upper right.

Sincerely,
Rolando C.
MSN Spaces Support

In short, we answer them subnormal but always letting you know that at last! After various studies and analysis, we coscao tell us what he wanted, but we care about three pairs of balls because the conditions we put us and if you like, what is as easy as going to scratch it out there, using their own cancellation and termination clause.

However, as I am a tad tocapelotas, I'll send it again to see if he answers a different kind. Curran least a little. By the way ... is it me or these guys are expressed as if they used an online translator of those crappy? ___________________________________


And this is the story of how I Come in here. Thanks to Mr. Varela put me to adapt the berriblog to my taste and especially, not to send me to hell every time I am going to shoot to ask "why not work this?" "Could not make such a choice?" "How do for ...?".

For that, I have already completed the transfer, I brought all the gear I have placed Ylos. It is the first move I do not lose or break anything. We see here.