(nonsense II)
........... Earth. In a galaxy very, very close. Year 2006 .........
From
ancient times, in different religions coexist Earth of great power and influence in the political and economic life. Throughout history, this coexistence has been developed peacefully pray, pray to clean smack. On the one hand, Pastafaris ( worshipers Flying Spaghetti Monster , who brought us the image and likeness of His Holy Noodle) participated in heinous crimes and bloody massacres invoking the name of your Diox : the Crusades, the Inquisition, genocide recognition to the South American dictatorships, the Second World War ... and as of today continue activities related to more questionable. Currently, the representative on earth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also called Holy Opa is Palpatine of Naboo.
On the other hand, Cachimbafaris (worshipers of Monster Hash Smoker), whose prophet is Petahoma , they are also brave and to spend you're not careful you will blow themselves up in any part, putting all lost, leaving a whiff of singed flesh of shit. Holy Wars The they are marked with a method of recruitment that is pure marketing: brothel-sky promise full of virgin mulatto, available to all the faithful who die from it (taking with it the more civilians better, if possible). In fact, reliable sources of Heaven Cachimbafari confirm that the kidnappers of the flights of 11-S , among many other martyrs, are since then enjoying an endless orgy in the afterlife and even dust from and dust, get blind Iberian ham.
Petahoma, the timid Prophet (*)
Although other religions (such as Sidhartaciana , cutting hippy wardrobe and orange, or the Scientology, who spent thousands to describe), the fact is that the first two are the Palm take money moving, handling threads and basically hunchback staff. And to show a button Palpatine of Naboo few days ago .
The Holy Opa, I was advised when he said he would not be so "political" as its predecessor, or whatever it is, claimed tow pa time. Personally, I was glad that warning. More than anything because a cane Opa Santo can be even more obnoxious, if possible, one mingafría in much less time. And he was right: he has not taken much time to put the shrimp to the bottom. So in his speech at Regensburg University in Germany and whose full text can be found HERE , Palpatine decided that he wanted to talk about violence and religion, that is, of how violence should not be used in the name of religion, being in itself contrary to reason and thus, the Flying Monster de Espagueti. Hasta aquí, todo estupendo, aunque eso de relacionar los conceptos "razón", "raciocinio" y/o "logos" con "Monstruo Volador de Espagueti", suena a efecto secundario de un exceso de drogas . No obstante, si hubiera aprovechado el discursito para dejar claro que las barbaries en las que por acción u omisión ha participado la Iglesia que representa, se alejan completamente de la doctrina pastafari, pues oye, el hombre se hubiera anotado un punto a los ojos de ateos, agnósticos, apóstatas, excomulgaos y demás futuro pasto de las llamas del infierno. Pero no. Va el tipo y para ejemplificar, obvia aquello de la viga en el propio y utiliza como ejemplo un texto medieval decididamente Anticachimbafari , which reads meno ma or asynchronous : "Show me what Petahoma also brought that was new and you will find things only evil and inhuman such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached" .
menda Here, just in case she had got riled up the matter, has read the entire speech with a par. And I must say great difficulty in following the thread, because tiny bricks metaphysical-theological-philosophical recited friend. However, making a tremendous effort of reading comprehension, it does appear that Palpatine has been dispatched to taste undisputed that style that characterizes the Flying Spaghetti Monster "how he does not like things" . And most important it would not, hey, if it were not for a) shows a lack of shame to say the least worrisome b) reflected supine unwise, given the poor grape spent cachimbafaris Friends - Animalic like them alone, and the innate facility for self-inflating showing genitals, why have been charged with a sister-Italian Pastafari in Somalia, in less time than it takes to say Jamalajá, in protest.
And now that the film has bundled bad thing, Palpatine had no choice but to apologize. And the apology may be more offensive even than speech because they bring more than anything because it is not acceptable to say that the texts you read in his own speeches distance themselves from their personal opinion. However, they may be sincere: not be so strange that someone who believes in the existence of a Flying Spaghetti Monster is dedicated to exemplify his meetings with text that does not share . Or do you?.
Brothers ... the apocalypse is coming ... Repent, sinners ... A fuck, the world ends ...
If someone asks if Palpatine will noses to travel to Turkey, the answer lies in the Villaykorte Blog.
If someone asks what it is striped flying monsters and other fantastic specimens, can learn about the issue of intelligent design HERE and HERE .
If anyone is wondering why it does not take seriously the issue of religion, the question is simple:
(*) Photo no.
Dedicated to Reverend & Alabas .
LAST ISSUE: Back "man" ... CLICK HERE to listen to, intelligent and mature her laugh is priceless. His words, either. Via Flies in the Soup . Thanks also to praise and the sinner, you are in everything.
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