I open my email and find it pretty
e-mail:
that like you looking for a partner, flirt and new friends. Moreover, we now have a new design, many new features and even more members. We are confident that you will have fun with us. Welcome!
"Like me? What do I need? Listen! That I'm fine as I am! So I only need to Lycos is placed on the same plan as my mother! I do not want half oranges or melons media, and pussy! That the only fruit I like pa a while! Let me not go the Macedonian for life! That's just my thing snacking! Come on mine and many other people, that will play the role, but otherwise is the sea of \u200b\u200bplain little.
Well, well. For some reason unknown to me I'll be in your database and have sent me this. At the end of the day also send me information about penis enlargement, trying to convince them Buy a strange device prolonged tails and certainly not to have surgery to prove it. However
curiosity I can and that is a masochist, I keep reading.
. "
publicist
Love @ Lycos probably still alive, have not executed, even fired. It is evident that they have to Corin Tellado on staff. The stories, as you can see, no waste. Fuck me! Are we crazy or what? Does anyone in their right mind is able to sign up for this pseudo marriage agency after reading something, instead of going directly vomit?
It is going to be yes. Because I go to take a look and it turns out that is peta of people looking for what they say that all singles are looking for. In other words, that I am rare. Pa not change. And then I get depressed. Lycos is not that we want to put on the eyes, with little letters lalala pink and cutesy slogans, a modus vivendi course. Is that a large majority clings to this type of websites like at straws, trying to find Prince Charming all costs or shift Leti, before they pass the rice.
And is that being alone is not normal. That's why we have no single tax benefits or widow's pension, or dog barks us. That's why we have so crappy to access a home with a single wage. So we are forced to buy food for a regiment and see how farming fungi, mushrooms, alligators and bugs several in the fridge, because concepts like "individual serving" are scarce and therefore expensive. So look at you funny when you ask for a table in a bar. So the blockbuster movie watches you suspiciously when you apply for a single entry. The world is designed for two and an unmistakable sign of this is that Geyper been meeting (also known as USA) implement this fashion so tacky of the "singles " because supposedly, they say, is a discriminated minority, marginalized and forsaken of Diox our Lord.
The Good, the accepted, politically correct, is have a partner. So gays have engaged to be married. And not only been committed but they have succeeded. Send eggs that have dared to claim for itself an outdated and absurd institution of marriage, when they just had to be outdated institutions and to the very absurd. But it is. They have also been abducted by the "normal."
Tired of being an outcast in life, I decide to do an intensive course that normal, find a husband properly and sucking up to my mother, before the spigot, to wear tile and blanket. So I keep on reading the rock chips recorded in
Love @ Lycos out there trying to envision the desired half a lemon. It can not be so hard to be like them, or at least appear so. Something engancharé, cawoendiox .
to see that we have here:
-> "I am a
decent, hardworking, likes sports and music ..."
That evil is the mercao , when even the decency listed.
Anyway, I'm an indecent than sex and armchair-ball, I refuse to play sport. Besides, what music?. For now call music anything. And I refuse to have a husband who tortured me with bakalao, honestly. Nothing, it does not work.
-> "... sometimes I like to hug and kiss the screen white light that sometimes you ..." "The doors are no longer cold when it enters into communication with them ..."
logical that the two sentences say the same type. Someone who could to embrace the PC monitor, fixed end up talking with the doors. Pa me that he came here because they are the only ones that give conversation. I do not see this man as a potential husband, the entire day talking to inanimate objects. But not me ... scares me. Descartao .
-> "Chico tall, dark, good body
(sooner the better) -what a coincidence, I was 16 was also much better than now, because we have something common hear- ,
handsome (to be modest), friendly, intelligent, unmarried and without obligation ... "
Turbo diesel injection"? Metallic paint? alloy wheels? Airbag series?. Before it was vain, but got over and now is perfect. There fuck that. Step into my life to Narciso Bello, before I left with a nasal Donald Duck.
-> "I am a nice person who likes to know good people, with which make friends ... "
himself emphasizes what of good people and places and, in uppercase. shows that before that, he had all daughters of a bitch to casting. I repeat ... the mercao must be moo wrong.
-> "I am a simple person, rather short, etc, etc."
"Etc, etc? Ahhhh. That explains it, yes. Simple is, of course. Specifically, too simple pa me. In the other.
-> "List of things that make me raise the temperature:
1.EJEM ahem ahem ahem
2.EJEM
3.EJEMMMMMMM
4.EJEEEMMMM
5.EJEM Ahem Ahem"
But simple fellow! ... If you do not dare say or how do you expect?
-> "Looking for a woman in their twenties, attractive, with clear ideas and
preferably Virgo horoscope. Do not want to tie, but indulge. I do not want burden you but love you. Be there for you when you need it and surprise you when you least expect "
finish reading it and I feel overwhelmed, tied and handcuffed. The conjunction of the stars not es propicia para nuestro enlace. Me das miedo, tío.
Y ya el colofón, es largo, pero
merece la pena:
->"Bueno vivo en un pueblo precioso, tranquilo y sosegado con gente muy maja, eso sí debería salir más a conocerlos y no encerrarme en éste mundo y en casa . Vivo con mi mujer que aguanta mucho de mí y nuestro gato que aguanta más (y necesitan refuerzos, claro) .... pero que es un buenazo que a mí me tiene respeto y a mi mujer se la won to the extent that does what you want, or a madrassa with him.
personal description .... uffff physically much fatter I arrived last year at 95 kilos and 181 cm (such as before) or a Buddha big, blue eyes and brown hair long again dejándomelo. They say smart, but I have to note that the intelligent are the most gullible and less ready. I used Lycos therapy with the psychologist and not because it is wrong I
(say no more that is wrong is the psychologist!) . also I have come to see that those who go to the psychologist in a majority are people who suffer the consequences of which should go and not go.
Vices: decompensated good when you give everyone a vice, gambling is about, other alcohol, drugs ... mine is sex and I'm healing that does not mean quitting but with moderation, but little "
(in moderation, but much is it? to see if it will be why women and the cat need reinforcements ... ).
ABANDONED 
I remember why I was so happy with my abnormality and my oddities.
© Hache
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