... I found it pretty news in http://www.caspa.tv that has left me stunned and, as my neighbor blogger Valkyriagolden the Rizos, year-swim. Here is the transcript:
"The city of Madrid (in the footsteps of Barcelona) may run for Christmas a device of "security" in which 800 policemen in plain clothes take personal data of customers of the top blanket after your purchase requisition. Customer identification will, according to a press release, quoting a witness to the trials that could go against sellers arrested.
Of course, the City Council recognizes that the buyer does not breach any laws, but wants to harass you, make you uncomfortable purchasing, to reduce this practice. "
Just read it, I remember my first attendance at a police station incorporadita the new duty roster, or whatever it is, total duck. I remember I was called upon entering Head Guard:
- Black Widow Legal?
- Yes, I am.
- The call of the Police Headquarters, we need to come to assist a detainee in the Technological Crime Unit.
- I go over there right now, "I replied, not making significant efforts to stutter and to set the mood of abogadaeficienteconmundo -.
Pa piss and take no drop! I, a novice basted a mindundi, attending a good hacker!. Because hell, if it is a technological crime, I say that is that. Will erase confidential information from the Vatican? Could she have slipped into the Pentagon paparse a lot of state secrets? Or maybe it will be the operator of the deadliest virus of all time? That excitement, that adrenaline rush. The same I have the honor of meeting the new or the next Kevin Mitnick Vladimir Levin, mind you. And have no fucking idea of \u200b\u200bInformation Law Commission nor any saint, but with a joy that I fit in the body, left fuck out there.
The first, in the forehead the "Technological Crime Unit turned out to be an infamous little room with two tables, three chairs, a computer-age of 386 and two cops that took me half an hour waiting to arrive the interpreter, because the hacker in question, a stranger and dad did not understand Castilian.
After a while, was the interpreter of yore. Well, that blew not, Malinke, it seems that is what is spoken in Senegal lost somewhere. And then they brought, handcuffed and shot an insult - "pa passes inside, motherfucker" - the detainee.
( AUTHOR'S NOTE: After a long journey through numerous police stations, one comes to discover that Torrente is a fictional character, but the furniture is an indispensable part of any police station worth its salt. The guy must be ubiquitous, because you always find one).
By now more than a thinking mind might have guessed that the guest star-uséase, the hacker was arrested, what I of a cloistered nun and was not a poor top blanket. After the reading of rights and take his statement, we went to court. And there I realized that they intended to charge the very unhappy not only with its own pirate material, but with the 6 or 7 more of his colleagues.
According to the film that told the cops, to make the round of rigor in the square where they usually put the blanket a lot of foreigners who have no other way of life, the guy had collected evidence of the crime quickly, trying to escape and assaulting two policemen in the end managed to reduce, but not before causing a few injuries.
But considering that "evidence of crime", that is, CDs and DVDs that Mr. Ndonga Ndongui (or whatever) trying to sell, sacks filled five feet wide by almost a meter long , it would have been just release him and hustle him as Geo view its ability to keep such an animal of material in seconds, to run and attack the two killing machines who arrested him, all busier than Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Neither Team A nor McGiver, or Superman, hear. Pa heroes, the top blanket. I do not know what the hell does the Marvel that they have not yet Dedicate a film of his own vomit.
Today, my Senegal is missing. And very good man does, because as soon as ratchet going to send me back to their land to starve in the blink of an eye. But what's amazing, is that the procedure submissions were made by SGAE, Sony, MGM, Paramount, Warner Bros and the bitch that gave birth to all, as ofendidísimos injured. And it's not taken so great discomfort because my Ndonga is a famous pirate who made them lose millions, no sir. Today, these and other vultures person in any proceedings brought against these poor devils, to ensure that it condenaos condemn. So, even knowing the truth of the story I made up there would not be surprising that the State Security Forces are now engaged in judicial witnesses attract buyers of pirated tapes, which sects hunt-followers, Roll Children of God or Hare Krishna, or perhaps plan hoax, only instead of saying "if you do not send this to 100 people die Okinawa girl, use this formula as recurrent fascist" if you testify, it will be worse for you "(which incidentally, has never ceased to apply.)
Here, then, another spectacular demonstration of how to get rid of our tax money down the hole of the toilet without flushing, employing such LIDES guripas our hard working, instead of sending them stop rapists, abusers and other gems. But of course ... what can you expect from a country where laws, in a display of incoherence and supine bullshit, condemn the selling and not buying? It's like drugs. Today, you fall more years if you are a camel, that if you load the upstairs neighbor. Selling drugs is a crime, but yes, eating them is allowed and buy them, too, with the hue, mireusté , that if you get caught with something in his pocket, mouth, nose or an arm clavao a public place, you drop a fine of 300 Napos (administrative offense), but which you can get it up the ass in your house, comfortably instalao on the sofa, without penalty, and Ostia. Then you encounter a many and varied questions such as:
QUESTION: "Where can I get a camel to sell a home? Because I buscao in the yellow pages, but do not come.
ANSWER: Well move your ass and look for a trust or cop on the street, milks, it is normal that you do not ratchet.
QUESTION: Where will it stop me when the kind police confiscate generously decided not to fine me?
A: A nose, mouth and / or shoots of the timber seized, that there is a festival here at your expense you expect Madrid. And no, you are entitled to reward you. That would sell and then would stop for threatening public health, or by camel.
QUESTION: "So if buying surprised me, which you drop the hair is to sell it to me?
ANSWER: Indeed . To you as much you endin the fine, in case the substance has managed to reach your hands. If you continue on camel, nor that.
QUESTION: I do not know much about this, but my pa is law has no rhyme or reason right?.
A: Right. But it would be politically incorrect to prohibit the consumption, because undermine individual freedom and, moreover, no guts to legalize anything, lest you lose someone why elections.
QUESTION: "It's the same with pirated CDs? "I can buy but never sell?
RESPONSE: Si. Here only the usual profit and twice, that's why there is a canon.
QUESTION: What if I emigrate?
ANSWER: You same, pretty. Do not believe what you'll find in another Lao will be much better. And stop asking so much, dammit. What then to think, very strong. No jodamos.
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