peak week after living with a virus that has bastard empeñao fuck in the stomach and even more bitter, if anything, the "parties" to give back the key to talk about the great text of the Anti-Tobacco Law, which comes into force next day 1. Yesterday I took a look over and I still lasts descojone. ZP thanks for convalescence a little brighter.
Analyzing the situation, it seems that snuff is bad very bad and unhealthy that smoking not only cost him a paste Daddy State, which must be by our black cancers, but above go around harming the lungs of others, making everyone who played in smoke, extending our plague the world. We are the worst and thus we have made known. They had already tried for good, putting a note on packages of snuff, but we take it seriously and we continue in our guns, smoke will smoke you. Of course, I must say, it is hard to take seriously the warnings of a government not known whether the language of contempt, ignorance, or joke, that everything can be "drawn warnings at five or six errors (grammar, spelling and of all kinds, there choose pa) for phrases.
Exercise No. 1 for today: analyze the faults that exist in the following sentence "Health authorities warn that snuff can seriously damage your health."
Exercise No. 2, tomorrow, give her the Podadera the struggling operator of such a linguistic monstrosity will be doing a good deed!. What? What do we have a Ministry of Culture? Cojones! Never had Pensao , hey! And what you say you do?.
But to the point. The fact is that we ignored, is worth the redundancy, so that, ensuring that much-vaunted public health, the super super ZP government (which has nothing to envy the super super Goose government or other super-government) has taken matters into passing a law that oh miracle, will fall sharply snuff consumption, and thus, the associated with it (go man, I say that with the cheap brands consumption has increased egg and part of another, so pretty I was leaving the lecture, cachis ...). Let's look at some of the measures to be taken:
ARTICLE 3.2, paragraph 2: "In particular, no the sale of sweets, snacks, toys and other objects in the form of snuff products which appeal to minors " . By the gods When finally ended those sweetened chocolate cigars my childhood, that work of Satan that led me to sin and smoking, that candy looks innocent but guilty, without a doubt, my current addiction! Finally enlightened mind has become aware of the dangers of immoral product! Grab a candy bar Mr. legislature, which has won . But do not take the form of cigarette, of course . Better than the shape of a cock that is banned and so may choose to eat or shove it up your ass.
us continue ... "It is prohibited to minors under eighteen years the use of vending machines of snuff" . ARTICLE 4-d) "To ensure the correct use of these machines, should incorporate appropriate technical mechanisms to prevent access to minors" . There we are. Coherence of life, with 16 years you criminally, of age. But you have no pa age smoking. And try to get a fair ducats package machine, leave a boxing glove design- steel and leather, that after checking your date of birth using a chip equipped with the latest artificial intelligence technology inserted to the effect, you deal a left hook that will leave you stiff on the site. Mr. legislature suggestion: stop looking at the pictures of the Warner, man, you are supposed to serve a serious institution.
But do not go yet, there's more: Article 7a) "It completely prohibits smoking in workplaces and private, except in outdoor areas" . My warped mind has begun to imagine a series of situations which might deteriorate in absolute absurdity. For example: What will happen to all those people who can afford domestic service? Or with people who have the office Montao at home? What happens when workplace and home match? "You may smoke outside working hours? Or how things work? I'm seeing this regression to adolescence of housewives with chacha, hiding in the toilet pa smoking, teeth and washing after opening windows, for your used / or not caught and terminated. And see, when coffee, or play bridge, discuss with friends, "Jo, Aunt. Yesterday Pepi caught me smoking. Suddenly came into my room to make bed and did not give me time off. You'll see the falls as I tell my parents, digooo, the State ".
ARTICLE 12: " The competent public authorities shall promote the development of health programs for smoking cessation in the health care network .. . Likewise, it will promote programs to promote cessation of snuff in schools, health facilities, workplaces and sporting environments and leisure ... " Look, it's true. According to the Agencia Efe" Health has begun to distribute four million guides to stop smoking, through the press, and seven days the entry into force of Snuff Act, which prohibits smoking in all workplaces, public and private, and restricts the consumption in bars and restaurants. "Damn, what a great help. There is a Common Sense Guide Substitutionary , you say these things to ignore, eg, nicotine attaches, to snuff shit they throw poison very damaging, we must have will power, you save money, etc, etc. Well cut down those trees that you have used to create this wonderful guide! spin that brain Well, damn!. And above all, it used that money for my taxes to report platitudes!. With a pair, yes sir. "And what about the treatments doctors to quit smoking? How? What it is not covered by Social Security? Ahhh. Look you ... that stuff. For
know you, Excellencies heroes, thinking minds and legislantes of this country, here Mendes has no intention of quitting. That is well aware of the harmful effects of snuff. Saints would never sue eggs, following the example of American chiflaos , a tobacco company, for the same cancer I can provoke (or not). I strip it to the highest degree of bans. I think continuing to smoke in my office, provided that client is a non-smoker, as was already doing before you came to pass laws of shit. But above all, know that I continue to use common sense without anyone having to come to legislármelo. Here a servant never smoked outside non-smoking cars, even been asked permission. I've never poisoned my smoke houses non-smoking colleagues and I have never stopped going out to the balcony to smoke, without anyone even asks me and telling me to smoke indoors. I've always been in a bar or restaurant where no one was smoking, I asked politely if anyone bothered him that I did. When I have answered yes and good manners, the same with which I'm asking, I had no objection to leaving my cigar for another day. That never occur to me smoking in a hospital room or inside a supermarket, or in a class. And I'm paying for my future health treatment or non-cancer-by far, because for that you are charged 75% or so of what I paid for every packet of snuff.
métanse In a nutshell ... the mood and absurd laws, where they will fit and marginalize the mother who bore them. That to me too many neurons to appropriate legislative myself, when my health and my money is at stake. Enough is that you love double standards, profit from it.
As one wise ... to take the ass!.
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