the record, I will participate in the 5 game this strange habits (thereby contributing to the collective suicide provides Uncle Fetid ) reluctantly and only for fear that Gattaloba , which was the first choice, "he scratched and / or bite if I refuse to do so. With the character spends the girl, better not take risks .
fails to explain what the move, because at this point there is no blogger or spacero (patadon the dictionary) and warning it not known at the outset that I will not name 5 "elected" to continue the chain. I'm that porculera , we're going to do.
In short, what we were going, they are my five weird habits ... And the winner is ...
READ
How? What that's not a strange habit? Strange, to hear.
"42 percent of English does not read books never or rarely and 30 percent of households have bought books during the first nine months of the year." (From
http://www.lasbibliotecas.net ). said this ... to see who is now the holy nuts to argue that reading is a strange habit, here in the deep Spain. Who we kidding? Reading is like watching documentaries 2. Everyone says it does, but it is a lie.
- Have you seen who have been kicked out of Big Brother?
- Oh no, I do not see that shit, I only see documentaries 2.
- So ... can you tell me about the habits of vultures or the life and times of Ramses II?
- No, but it seems inevitable that Sergio has won Idol. For the record, I see that either, huh?. I found doing is zapping unintentionally.
Okay, I will not be alarmist. One thing is read. Reading the Da Vinci Code. Don Quixote is read for the duration of the IV Centenary. And they buy collections of books never to give an air unsealing the dresser Cultureta room. The problem is that here the Kid, do not just read: it devours. And of course, that isolation a lot, because when I try to get a conversation, no one follows the roll. Desperate, really.
- Is not that the former Carmina Ordonez? I did not know he had published something, but hey, it sure has written a black , like Ana Rosa Quintana.
And if it is hard to find someone who knows Borges, Benedetti or Garcia Marquez, not selling out in Salsa Rosa misery, do not even want to talk about what crappy it is to give to a partner who shares my concern for the Kings Middle-earth, the Fall of the House Baenre, or the exploits of Huma. Only a few small groups of teenagers with acne freaks me understand. Dog life. Snif.
THE SHOES
-cold feet. So that we understand: I am of those who get their eventual mates bed, make the sign of Satan vade retro, as I look with face-me-touch-with-feet-that-be -me-down-all . After testing electric blankets, socks, caps and grandmother's remedies, such as several hot-water bag life, "I concluded that the solution is to get your feet are not cold to me before bed because if that time remain determined to be stars of "Live", there is nothing to scratch or how to react, or that resist thermometer. Total I'm always in need of a pair of go home and send Diox . What happens is that the shoes of yore are not very aesthetic and finally say I am doomed to go bigfoot plan, scaring the staff in the corridors. Result: the kind you do not pass the heater when I crawl into bed and brushed my cubes lower extremities digooo ... but when I sees directly embedded in my supermodelito zapatilleril .

ROLE
bet it desconocíais what habit .. Yes, listen. I dig playing the role, either via the Internet, roll MMRPG (Massive Multiplayer Role Playing Game "oh my god, that sounds impressive-) or table. But worst is that they see me play, confuse my role-playing vein with episodes of paranoid schizophrenia and seek medication. For example: on New Year's Eve, after the grapes, I sat quietly with my colleagues, glass of champagne in hand, when I rang the phone. At first glance, nothing strange, as are moments when everyone collapses lines with calls and text messages to congratulate the year. All but these people's role, not rest, hears. The conversation was just so :
- Greetings, Black Widow.
- Damn! If the Witch King of Naggaroth! "At this moment there was silence in the house where I was with my friends and suddenly seemed all the conversation interesadísimos Greetings Malekith! What's up buddy? Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year, Queen of the Black Power! Look, was watching the ranking of clans and I thought if we attack now Wizards of Darkie, fixed that we take by surprise. Must be all holiday and according to the latest count, walk without magic. When they want to return the attack and are buried in Hades.
- I think we should wait, Warlock. The Last Immortal leader told me he thinks Wraith attack in two days. If you download now our magic on Wizards of Darkie, we are going to get caught in panties. And join the Stone Giants, do not even want to tell. What we have to do is climb down magicians higher circles, while the top Maida mana recharge. And we have to agree on a NAP with the Brotherhood of the Pentagram.
- Women ... could talk to Lord Vader, so we have a cable Sith.
- Quito, Quito. I do not trust a damn of the Order of the Sith.
the talks, the landlord asked me if I was okay and offered to accompany me to the ER for me to administer an antipsychotic. And the day we gave gifts invisible enemy, fell to me this:
I suppose it's to take my orange juice in the morning
FREAK PRIDE
No. Not that I go up in a chariot, dressed as Princess Amidala, once a year ( TONI NOTE: this is A-MI-DA-LA, Amygdala not, see if us we are now learning, dammit), to claim the normalization of Geek movement. It's just foolish pride that I suffer from and how do I bite the freak, and we shit. And touch my moral and itch the freak, my roommate is an expert.
- Hache aunt, I was given the pack of The Lord of the Rings, extended version. We could do a sit-in on any Saturday and see us pull the three movies.
- male ... But that are nearly 12 hours of sitting!
- juas, since in addition there are 6 DVD's of Appendices. Of course, you would not hold.
- Pardon? What do I do? Anytime, anywhere, cowboy. I'm good!
- No, you're not going to endure.
- What? "But you did you think? My geek to me no one wins! Come on, ready, what are a ready ... what bet?
- A dinner at the new site that you have open.
- Done. You'll figure out what it's worth a comb, sucker.
Who's telling me to provocations. I almost died. Rectified: almost died. The case was not to our budge. At five-thirty in the morning, after swallowing the three films with almost three hours of extras and the first dvd of appendices, we give each other tables. Since then my back has not returned to it and charged a very worrying problem of sensitivity. What if sloughing? No, mireusté . In all we sat for Star Wars. The six films pull. And a seafood involved. I'm not geek enough to be, no sir. I'm up asshole.
THE BLACK VODKA
elfa silvana this , pa lemon is die. Has the disadvantage that leaves your tongue black as coal and people will just ask if you are gothic or just unsanitary, but saving that little detail and the fact that I have nothing clear whether the nectar in question varnished walls stomach Titanlux plan or not is fucking great. For more information on side effects and similarities with the tar, you can check the space of Isha HERE.
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