Thursday, March 22, 2007

Lazer And Red Dot Bow Sights

THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING BLOGGER

contemplate how books are published a blanket on "the phenomenon of blogosphere." Hallucinate cockles with the opening of brainy discussions about what it means to be blogger. I am stunned by the tremendous number of enlightened people who daily sit chair about what is and what is not a good blog.

Flipo
pickles with such presentations as mystical-philosophical fashion, as to whether the hosting MSN Spaces be regarded as "blog" or if it is only a product designed to consumption and enjoyment of adolescents buster dictionaries, gifs worshipers garish, uncultured and chronic subnormal won several species.

Shocked rock observed as excessive reactions Pepe Cervera or Javi Moya , first made for me as trivial as the Mr. Madrigal is classified in 35th place ranking Technorati . And ojoplática term loss to witness the incredible cross being dialed latter after what seemed, initially, a simple and fair use of their right to reply.



But I awe of sheer ignorance, I confess. For starters, because I do not understand the importance of that which has been called "phenomenon of the blogosphere." I I can get an idea of \u200b\u200bwhat the blogosphere and I looked up on Wikipedia, so you can see that I document and try to be always informed and fashionable, hear. But as the phenomenon, I lose. Did not invented and through other means such as personal websites, forums, chats, messaging, P2P programs, etc, etc, the ability to express what one would come out of the very Internet? Could not before interacting with Diox know who? Could not be born, millions of sites, interesting discussions? Was it impossible hang up, before blogs were so popular, massive amounts of garbage? Where is the phenomenon? Somebody explain to me where the glamor! of I demand to know!.

Then there is what to adhere to a numerus clausus of golden rules, which they say are used to determine who is a true blogger and who a mere holder web space where you do Forrest Gumb. I already know I'm not blogger because I miss many of the basic and elementary rules . I'm so stupid that instead of periodically update, or posting when I feel like I have time. Last time, in between your posts, took four months and I peeled it in the highest degree. Also I have a dark background that makes reading a lot. For the record, I did not post for shit, it's only because I like it. And above, pa finish, I write about soplapolleces that only interests me, curled up like the blinds.

I said that bloggers experts cum laude in the matter mentioned at the beginning, and could stretch a little and set a cycle lectures, or something, to reveal the secrets of his success. We all want to be famous you know Nah, you ?. The same is they fear getting too close to the fans, watching over you and John Lennon. Ains. What would fuck me for a first prize of 20 Blogs !.

Too bad that will never happen, because I started at MSN Spaces and it already marks you for life. It's like pretending to be a grandee of Spain, born in a pigsty. All human waste in the whole world are in Spaces. If you have a blog there, it's because your maximum capacity of expression, to reach sms language. Spaces For something in the illiteracy rate is higher than that of Bangladesh. I thank goodness that I went to Berriart and then Blogger and now I notice and on the street look at me with a little more respect, if not, to see what the future would I have in life.

I do not complain, almost better that way. that once there was a guy who accidentally slipped in a ranking of these important, and as it was the Spaces almost spit on him in one eye. you not see that bundled. Let's see who made a spacero fucking with the jet set of blogging, he rebuked. Now, I just do not find the reason for the battle that brought the injured hand. Maybe I have not coscao highly of it, but seems to want to convince those who spat on him, that the Spaces are as Blogs and more. So after shit on the mother who gave birth to the marginalized, has decided to self-criticism and implement a set of rules, see delete comments that contain spelling mistakes, not helping spaceros not have at least five blogs linked to their spaces and do not post any tutorial over until a majority of your readers does not undertake to enhance the quality of the blogs hosted by the Spaces. Uséase, which inadvertently gives the reason for the marginalized. Yes we're fine.
And, eye to the data, according to Mr. Madrigal , which has also fallen into the irresistible temptation of lecturing, a blog is like a puppy. This takes care of the animal or in Tamagotchi plan or stick to the package that will put the protective web bugs. Almost feel it in my neck the breath of the police bloggers. I meat bag, no doubt.

At the end of the run, which is deducted from each other is to be a blogger is the ostia in vinegar, crème of the crème , the run century . And here I am without having had a fucking orgasm, my damn picture.
Are we crazy or what? Now it turns out there categories? What should make every effort to become a Ignacio Escolar of life, who does pull at fault if necessary? What rules must be met to end shovel to be a recognized member of this our community?

Really no one has noticed the small detail that many of us the chicken bites this issue? What many are sea of \u200b\u200bshit happy with our blog because it meets their unique, exclusive and very simple purpose to entertain, to express and / or relate ? What battle to impose such criteria is ridiculous as the crown of a pine tree? And in another vein ... Is that not clear and transparent ignorance, bad taste, vulgarity and worse, the utter unwillingness to do something good is not the exclusive preserve of Earth's Spaces but 100%?

But seriously. It seems that there are people living on this. Or at least it takes a gander pasta. See if there is going to be the root of all evil. For yourselves, gentlemen. Squeeze their golden egg laying until they were stiff. I wish you all the luck in the world in their struggle to conquer the cyberpoder. But stop taking the pain in the ass the fuck up, in addition to tire, and smell. Whoever wants to influence opinion, let him. But the more shit and pretending Cultureta posing as impossible: integrates the network the same crap out there. And like it or not, the lack of pretension that we have the right to life.

Incidentally, I back.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

How To Train For Marsoc

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU LIVE IN BARNA

What can you do in Barcelona at the weekend that match -Fantasy Film Festival in Sitges, and Erotic Film Festival when you are movie buff, freak, poor and amateur sex? Then it happened that no one must be paste coming to both events, no sir. Do not even need to opt for one. There are interesting alternatives to sea that will fill your time so well as the above. Everything is mounted.





For example, Sitges Festival is perfectly substitutable for some (or all) of the following activities, namely:

1 .- If you have a blog, a little mug and have the odd beer consumed more, you can request a press accreditation in Festival website (not anymore, but it's an idea for the next edition successfully tested by menda lerenda ). It is important to give the correct data to the extent possible. And as far as possible, just keep that imagination to fill in the fields, for example, "La Hora Hache is digital media and I'm leaving the freelance life. If school-to-slipped, strain. Triana send away to a kick in the ass or laugh at you, they kindly and unbelievably, they and we will concede. With this accreditation, not only will access to the private area of \u200b\u200bthe web release of yore, but also send you daily for the duration of the event, dossiers digital information of all that is happening, it's not like being there, but to open mouth is not bad. Poverty is what you have, let him hear. And the lack of shame, too.

2 .- Another option is to go see any movies that project, but without coming to Sitges, provided they have already been released in Spain, of course. Personally I love the morning sessions for two reasons: the tickets are cheaper and the rooms are almost empty, so it is rare to share with more than ten people. We choose the nearest cinema offering passes at that time and settled. Same here was Mrs. Spider see Pan's Labyrinth and I must say I have seldom been better invested the cost of an entry. Only find one word to describe it: awesome movie . And that was with reluctance. First, because it is not surprising that end up being disappointed films announced with much fanfare and praised by critics to a degree that smell (which is suspicious) and secondly, because he knew the films of Guillermo del Toro - "The Devil's Backbone" just seemed acceptable and the other ( "Blade II" and "Hellboy" ) do not stop being the typical commercial movies with great special effects and little chicha - I was not particularly impressed. But

El Laberinto del Fauno
is nothing, nothing to see. To begin with, arguably offers two movies for the price of one: first, the cruel realism of the end of the English civil war, persecution, torture and killing of the maquis , slogans Franco fear and repression of those times, with an absolutely perfect setting and some interpretations that are out. On the other hand, the fantasy of a preteen girl in what is almost a fairy tale, an imaginary world, monsters, magic items and princesses, or whatever it is, the avoidance of this terrible reality, with sets, makeup , costumes and effects impeccable. Best of all, the way Del Toro separates the two stories, making inevitably engages the viewer to another, but also linking them throughout the film, because as you get immersed in that cadence reality-fiction, it becomes increasingly clear that the it is fantastic if not a great metaphor for the realist. The end finally unites the two stories, fully demonstrating that metaphor.




3 .- Walk the "triangle geek" in Barcelona. In the area of \u200b\u200b Arc de Triomphe , there is an egg of stores that literally make you drool. Standard -divided into Norma Comics, Games and Norma Norma Cine- Alien, the Eighth Collector , Gigamesh and Freaks . Fantasy literature, role games, comics, movies, merchandising, fanzines, busts and reproductions of actual size ... almost have to get me to crawl. Pulling prices prohibitive, though. But it takes a sea tomorrow comfortable walking around these dens of vice and subculture and imagining the decoration of the house I never have, kind of "40 Year Old Virgin" (yes, that happens, I've seen).

4 .- A lack of money , good libraries are. And of Can Fabra has impressive comic background. I had time to discover, among others, "Art" of Juanjo Sáez, explaining, in some imaginary conversations with her mother what art means to him with a child language that anyone equipped with common sense can understand, Frank Miller - "300" - the "Mondo lirondo" La Penya and now am with "Watchmen" of Alan Moore that it was pending.




And what can be replaced by the erotic film festival ? I suppose that thinking that, after all, not going to see anything you have not already seen in any porn movie lovers. So the best is going to house and mount the festival there. And if for any reason there is no ceiling (or is expected to have but in the end the thing fails) and do not take refuge under cardboard is that Miss Sinner -ahem- is that there is a hell of pension fully parallel . 36 leur double room, clean as a whistle, decent views, TV, fan and a receptionist does not know whether Italian or Brazilian squandered sympathy and not be silent or under water, though not understood what it says pope -.

That's it. The October 9 was a holiday in Valencia. And you had to take. not say Spikor lately I only read the newspaper dedicated to:-p


The Hypnotized Movie Online

OF PEASANTS AND NIPPLES

PARANOIA: psychiatric term that describes a mental state characterized by the presence of self-referential delusions. More specifically, it can refer to a type of acute sensations, such as being being pursued by uncontrollable forces, or be chosen for high mission, like saving the world. The paranoia is also manifested in delusions of jealousy in Erotomania, somatic delusions, etc. Disorder is a chronic type, with occasional more or less virulence, which occurs primarily in individuals of character proud, egotistical or distrustful.


Source:
Wikipedia




THEORY OF "Conspiranoia"
appellant said of the paranoia suffered by a significant sector of Popular Party , consisting imagine, so obsessive-compulsive, that the 11-M were committed by ETA , league with an Islamist cell emulate the actions of Al-Qaeda and the English Socialist Workers Party with the aim of the latter came to power, making the electorate believe that the authorship of the slaughter belonged exclusively to Islamic terrorists that perpetrate in revenge for English participation in the Iraq war where we put the PP against the majority opinion of the population.


Source:

Hachepedia


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Not PSOE my holy devotion. In fact, many years ago that no political party is. But do not eat soup with the lords of the government, does not detract from the fantastic movie that are riding the popular, with the invaluable help of Peter J. Ramirez and World Yupi , I look like a real aberration bordering on crime. I do not doubt that if they wanted, they would show the existence of a lesbian relationship between Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White. Forexample. Overall, everything is made (does anyone know the theory of six degrees of separation ?). For a long time and with commendable tenacity- example, the daily El Mundo has been publishing a series of articles brought together under the label "Holes 11-M" where alleges various contradictions, gaps, errors and falsehoods police appeared in the research, which suggest that it actually, we're hiding something very serious: the fact that the deaths of 191 people and injured over 1,700, were part of a dark plot between PSOE and ETA planned to steal the elections to the People's Party, March 14 of 2,004. Help to give credibility to this theory means well known for their impartiality, objectivity, independence and truth-ahem, ahem, such as chain COPE or Digital Freedom .



Pedro Jeta Ramirez, in his world.



Jimenez Losantos: Facha Pride Day.


In this wiki, via Escolar.net , you collect the lies holes of 11-M . advise reading it is not wasted. And in the same line of nonsense, the Blog de Luis del Pino with a title worthy of Jiménez del Oso, "Enigmas of 11-M." Mr. del Pino, known champion of the cause of "black pawns" (which is how they call themselves the owners of a boundless imagination that is absurd conspiracies where none exist and that they manifest all over Spain on day 11 of each month) has found his match in White Teat, blog humorously delusional as evidence the arguments of the above black pawns.

Jartita got me with his theories lysergic PP, manipulation and double standards. Now comes the friend Special , beloved former Minister of Culture without ditto among other things, spitting pearls devoid of shame and embarrassment as the following: "What harm is done right, when you know the truth? ". Well mireusté Ms. Aguirre, evil is wanting to know the truth, but really try to impose as a tale of fairies, elves and dragons. The difference is substantial. And it , lady, the truth and you still do not know and have learned. The truth is that 11-M bombings were the work of Islamic terrorists. The truth is that the government of then, before the upcoming elections, interested him most blatantly lie to a country devastated and hurt and the truth is that we try at all costs to marry his lie a reality that does not resemble her at all (mainly because there is no such reality). The truth, dear Espe, is that I have wanted to vomit.

"We want to know the truth, we never said that the PSOE is behind the 11-M." have to fuck, they have not said the clear because they can not, as this would incur a crime. But I suggest every time you have a chance. And when you do not have one, too: "We have had examples of State crimes, such as the GAL, which were uncovered by investigative journalism" . What comes to speak of "State crimes"? What strange association of ideas is that someone who does not say - surely not say? - The PSOE is behind the attacks? What the hell do you understand by "investigative journalism"? Because of the World, excuse me, has a very different name (garbage, for example, be appropriate).

"How can that be seen as unethical to pretend to investigate the attacks? The lack of ethics is to try to darken, inviting people to enjoy a hallucinogenic visions or peyote, hear. And since we are ... is it unethical to pretend to explain the causes of Valencia metro accident that killed 43 people? Is it unethical to pretend to refine responsibilities? Because there have been great hurry to give shelve the issue, concluding that "can be derived from political responsibility for an incident that was neither foreseeable nor avoidable-ahem, ahem, ahem, and whose sole cause was speeding, er, ahem, ahem, ahem "." Since then I explain why it has been repaired then the curve of yore.

To clarify the facts that says you "are the judges and journalistic investigations, especially in a country like this" . Especially in a country like this, certainly, which allows large-circulation newspapers such as El Mundo publishing atrocities, lies and lies all the way, outside any journalistic ethics, the most obvious side disinformation, without demanding apologies, corrections or liabilities of any kind.

Nothing, good woman. Here I leave a gift. Can be used to give birth to extremely rugged case boric acid . That also has cloth.